Talk:Contact Report 135

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Alive said ...

If love has a law, then there must be somekind of love sanction for people who transgress it. Then logically, those people should be brought to love court of justice, where they will be probed by a love prosecutor in front of a love judge and several love juries. If those people are not accompanied by love defenders, then the judge could arbitrarily decide that those unlucky ones are guilty, and that they should be thrown into a love jail as soon as possible.

---- M -- 15:10, 4 August 2012 (BST)

JayZ said ...

Yes, you know a lot about love. I’m intrigued by your advanced ideas and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Also, since your chin is almost as massive as Pinocchio’s nose, would you prefer the name Big Chin Small Cock Alan Kok or simply Alan Kokhio?

And lastly, when you converted from praying to Jesus, people dying for other people’s sins and bloodsport crucifixions, to the truth, to the real version of Jmmanuel right under your shylock nose, was the size of your massive chin an obstacle to viewing this website or were you able to find it with no visual impairment via your small dick’s all peeing eye?

Sincerely yours, TROLL ERA’S NEWB SLAYER

PS. Genitals.

PPS. Alan baby, I jus' wanna C dat pussy drip gurl. (And a chin (and brain(dead)) operation couldn't hurt either.)

PPPS. I found you a friend, call me, I'll hook you guys up.

He prays to Jesus just like you did (well he calls him Yahweh) but that shouldn't be a problem since you guys speak genital language (those sideburns are just long enough to be twirled around your small asian "dick" but not long enough to be twirled around a dick like you).

GG, ugly low power level genital starved clown & get to work you fvking animal, you cock sucking pig.

--JayZ 17:52, 5 August 2012 (BST)